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ITS 4 IN THE MORNING AND I HATE [livejournal.com profile] sir_stache

Name: TIGER
Age: 18 GOING ON 19
Gender: WHATEVER
Appearance
according to my webcam i'm blue and my eyes are badly drawn SO THERE YOU GO
Orientation: EVERYTHING
Single/Taken


Physical preferences: uhhh idkkk its not too bad as long as they keep themselves relatively well and don't make horrifying fashion choices so not skinheads, beardos, ridiculous makeup etc.
physical fitness is obviously really great
short hair
generally friendly looking GOING >:(!!!! ALL THE TIME IS KIND OF A TURN OFF
SAME WITH :|

Describe your ideal partner: thinking is hard right nowww durhhrhrhrrrr (1. ABLE TO APPRECIATE THAT I AM SO DUMB)
probablyyyy CUDDLY because what's the point of getting into a relationship if you don't ~*~get physical~*~ and hold hands and molest each other everywhere
no bad views on gender and race and sexuality and whatever
FUNNY and able to appreciate my sense of humour too or i'd feel inadequate
CUUUUTE
also sharing my interests (GAMES, INTERNET, ART, SOME BOOKS) would be great

Perfect date: whenver i think about dates its like OH GOD NOT RESTAURANT since that's a classic and i just hate restaurants so much, just take some food away and find a nice location outside somewhere to eat
and apart from that just taking a walk and chatting somewhere scenic and secluded would be lovelyyy
Perfect proposal: SURPRISE ME and probably doing something nice at the same time is also cool NOT THAT PROPOSAL ISN'T NICE AND ALL JUST
BUY ME A CAKE OR SOMETHING WHILE YOU'RE AT IT does that make sense im asleep
Perfect wedding: CHILLAXING WEDDING everyone just all gets together and none of that expensive rubbish everywhere
Perfect honeymoon: SHAGGING
Do you want kids?: NOT YET GOD I'M JUST 18 MATE

What do you want most out of a relationship?: SHAGGING
okay no really, just someone who makes me all happy and who i can feel i'm making them happy EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST A MEANS TO ACHIEVE THIS
What is your bottom line on love?: ~~BOTTOM LINE EH~~~~~ KINKY
NOT ACTUALLY SURE WHAT THIS MEANS THOUGH

Date: 2010-08-22 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i just realized that picture of you makes you look like you're *_*ing at the light

YOU'RE SO UNPICKY JEEZ HOW CAN YOU DO THIS MEME AND NOT LIST THINGS FOREVER AND EVER

the cake is actually a good idea because then if you turn down their proposal you can still get a cake out of the whole thing

Date: 2010-08-22 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
BUT ITS SO BEAUTIFUL *____*
and SOME OF US JUST DON'T HAVE TO WRITE ROMANCE REQUIREMENT ESSAYS, FUSSPOT
HEY, GOOD POINT you'll have to remember the cake thing, dear~

Date: 2010-08-22 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
BUT YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT FEELINGS IT'S INTERESTING HAHA
a-are you implying that you're going to turn down my proposal...

Date: 2010-08-22 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
NOOOO FEELINGS ARE BADDDD I AM A COLD-HEARTED MACHINE
well
um
er
y-
uhh
can i have time to think about this

Date: 2010-08-22 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
SUUUUUUURE YOU ARE











ON SECOND THOUGHT MAYBE YOU ARE ;________________;

Date: 2010-08-22 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
LOOK HONEY-SWEETS IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THIS ABOUT ME MAYBE ITS FOR THE BEST I JUST TAKE MY CAKE AND LEAVE

Date: 2010-08-22 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
BUT TIGER, ALL THIS TIME I-I THOUGHT YOU CARED

Date: 2010-08-22 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
JUST BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THINGS DOESN'T MEAN I CAN
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO NOT CARE, TO BE AN OUTCAST
ITS HARD DOX
ITS SO HARD
SOB

Date: 2010-08-22 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
UGH SPARE ME, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SELFISH YOU ARE

Date: 2010-08-22 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
I TOLD YOU YOU JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME

Date: 2010-08-22 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
I DID CARE, THOUGH, TIGER, AND I THOUGHT I DID KNOW WHO YOU ARE

BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG

IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT UNDERSTANDING ANYONE ELSE THEN NOBODY SHOULD CARE ABOUT UNDERSTANDING YOU!!!!!!!!

Date: 2010-08-22 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
YOU DON'T KNOW ME YEAH YOU DON'T KNOW ME
AND I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER UNDERSTAND THIS..."CARING"
BUT ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT IT IS
I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2010-08-22 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
I DON'T CARE EITHER
NOT ANYMORE
I HOPE THAT CAKE MAKES YOU FAT BLUH HUHHHH

Date: 2010-08-22 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
EWWW STOP YOUR EYES LEAKING EVERYWHERE WEIRDO WHAT EVEN IS THIS

Date: 2010-08-22 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
IT'S CRYING YOU IDIOT BLUHSFDKGJHSKDFGSK

Date: 2010-08-22 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
OHHHH THAT'S WHAT CRYING IS, I'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS
WHY ARE YOU DOING IT

Date: 2010-08-22 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
I'M JUST CURIOUS GOD WHAT IS WITH YOU

Date: 2010-08-22 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS "WITH ME," I JUST PROPOSED AND YOU TELL ME YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AND MAKE ME FEEL SO STUPID HOW DENSE CAN YOU GET I HATE YOU

Date: 2010-08-22 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
WAIT YOU PROPOSED
WHERE'S THAT CAKE YOU PROMISED

Date: 2010-08-22 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
SCREW YOU

I'M LEAVING

Date: 2010-08-22 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
YOU'RE THE WORST CAKE PROVIDER EVER

Date: 2010-08-22 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
and jeez that guy can't dance he needs to work it

Date: 2010-08-22 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
YOU JUST HAVE ARSE SLAP ENVY

Date: 2010-08-22 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
BUT HE DANCES LIKE HE'S 90 WHAT WAS THAT

Date: 2010-08-22 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
I THINK YOU MEAN HE WAS DANCING LIKE ITS THE 90s AGAIN AWWWWW YEAHHHHH

Date: 2010-08-22 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
BUT THAT SONG DIDN'T COME OUT IN THE 90'S...

Date: 2010-08-22 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
THEN GOD STOP GETTING YOUR NUMBERS WRONG

Date: 2010-08-22 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
DON'T BLAME THIS ON ME YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

Date: 2010-08-22 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
I DO NOT!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIKES TWISTING THINGS AROUND LIKE A WEIRDO

Date: 2010-08-22 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
THERE YOU GO AGAIN ITS ALWAYS ME THAT'S CAUSING EVERYTHING
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF FOR ONCE DOX
JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF

Date: 2010-08-22 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
BUT YOU DO CAUSE THINGS, TIGER, AND THEN YOU TRY TO MAKE ME OUT LIKE I'M AN ASS

BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE ASS AROUND HERE

IT'S

YOURS

Date: 2010-08-22 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
GASPPPPPPPPP
WELL IF ANYONE'S REAR END IS THE PREVALENT ARTICLE IN THIS VICINITY I BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD SURMISE THAT IT WOULD BE THE UNMISSABLY LARGE SPECIMEN HANGING OUT OF YOUR TROUSERS RIGHT THIS MINUTE
OR IS YOUR MOTHER'S SO LARGE THAT IT CROSSES OVER ALL THE WAY TO OUR LOCATION
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED

Date: 2010-08-22 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
WAIT HOW WOULD MY MOM'S ASS CROSS OVER AND SOMEHOW LOOK LIKE MY ASS I'M CONFUSED

AND GROSSED OUT

Date: 2010-08-22 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE BUT IT PROBABLY MEANS SHE'S FAT SOMEHOW
ITS A YOUR MUM JOKE THERE DOESN'T NEED TO BE INTELLIGENT THOUGHT BEHIND IT

Date: 2010-08-22 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-stache.livejournal.com
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL




YOUR MOM SMELLS LIKE FARTS

Date: 2010-08-22 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerboat.livejournal.com
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Date: 2010-08-22 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddinchan.livejournal.com
So you like to get physical?

Date: 2010-08-22 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddinchan.livejournal.com
Guess why I liked that Glee number?

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