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I would have updated sooner but I was distracted by the arrival of SUPER  SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL. WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG WHILE YOU AMERICAN PEOPLE HAD IT MONTHS AGO OR SOMTHING LIKE THAT. Anyway, Mother 3.

And where is that weakling, Lucas?
No, we don't get to see Lucas again for a while.








A gathering of pig-masks! This can't mean anything good.



They all oink at eachother for a bit.


That's not a pig-mask!

That's a monkey!

KICK'D

And here's a monkey girl! Well, I make assumptions based on her make-up and bow, but I guess it could be male. THE SECRET MAGYPSY IS A MONKEY
Well, I make assumptions based on her/his monkey-like appearance, but I guess she/he could be a malformed cat.


Noooo seperated




ENTER YOKUBA



Yokuba: Listen, monkey, do as your told or your girlfriend is going to die.
Ah, so she is a girl monkey. Probably.

Be good and you'll be able to have a happy little reunion.

Don't you understand that?

You, and your love both, could lose your lives.
:O


ZAP we'll be seeing this a lot.

Aww, poor little guy.


Yokuba: How was that? Feel good? That collar around your neck isn't just any old collar.

It's something that can punish you, even if you run to the far side of the desert.

Come to think of it, I haven't named you yet.


I think the time has come for you to get one.

Something cute...Nehehehe.

Naming time!

His default name is Salsa, but...

BACK TO SCOOBY DOO THEME FINALLY

Ok, idiot monkey. You're new name is Salsa.

I'm only going to say this once, so listen up!

If you want to have an enjoyable adventure with me, you must first remember two things:
1. You and me are the best of pals. We go way back.


And don't try to run away. And be friendly. Got it? (YES/NO)

The second thing is to never disobey my orders.

If I say dance, you dance. If I say laugh, you laugh.

Got it? (YES/NO)

Just do as I say and we can both avoid any unpleasant memories.

Neheheheh.

Huh? You have a spark of defiance in your eyes. Dance!

Another thing we'll see a lot. Press UP and Salsa does a backflip. DOWN and he laughs. LEFT or RIGHT makes him dance.

IF YOU DO THE WRONG THING THIS IS THE RESULT




I'm not so good at this. YOU HAVE TO DO THE RIGHT ACTION AT THE RIGHT TIME.
I just press buttons randomly until I get it right.



Yokuba: What is that dance? That one's even embarrassing to watch.

What a strange monkey.

Do something else.


Good. good. Now laugh! Now somersault!




I KEEP MISSING DIALOGUE HOW DID I DO THIS
Splendid! Good, anyone who sees us will think that we are a performance duo.



Nooooo



Hard to tell, but Salsa got kicked again.






Yokuba: Hey, stupid monkey. Only cry when I tell you to cry.

Don't think that you can just cry whenever you want to cry. Admonish!


Yokuba: Hey! How long you going to stand there?

To the west of here is a white round building. That's where we're headed.

Youkba joins the party.


A MYSTERY BARREL!

Yeah, the save frogs are in barrels for the desert. They need water, after all!




Yeah, we fight dung beetles here. They're weak.

There are, however, stronger enemies in this desert.



Untranslated, but this is a pool. It probably heals you or something.

Dung Beetle: I want to roll dung balls! However, I'm going through a little dung shortage. Oh me.

If you should somehow obtain some dung, please bring it to me.

I'll be right here. Thanks.


Slightly tougher enemy.

That is suprisingly not Yokuba's attack. In an odd turnabout, Salsa is the weakling and Yokuba the one who hits hard.

Salsa is very low-levelled at this point. No matter how far he levels, though, he's still weak.





Another stronger enemy.



I think that 58 is Yokuba's.





In the bottom right corner there is our goal, the white building. I don't think we're quite ready for it, though.

WEAK


Erm, eew.


Since Salsa's scratch is so weak, it's better to rely on his performing.

Apologize solidifies enemies, for some reason. Make laugh does the same.
Dance randomly increases one of a party member's stats or decreases one of an enemy's stats.
Mimic causes Salsa to copy attacks the enemy uses on him, doing the same amount of damage.



Frog : I'm dizzy!! Help me. Ribbit!


LOOKS TOUGH

AND IS TOUGH. I just didn't get any caps of the battle. :B


While I was spinning I made my peace with the world. Thank you for rescuing me from such a dangerous situation. So, ribbit, would you like to save?

Frogs in the desert?

Even in the extremely arid desert areas of Africa there exists a type of frog known as the Sand Frog.

In this region there is no possibility of rain so the frogs burrow underground to avoid becoming dehydrated.
Even in the desert there are information signs. Not that there are many people to read them, since this place isn't exactly a tourist trap, is it?




WHO LEFT ALL THIS DUNG LYING AROUND WE MUST PICK IT ALL UP
LITTERERS


Dung Beetle: I want to make balls!! Any dung will do!

Ah...I seem to have lost my head. You brought dung? Really? You should give it to me. For free, of course.

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou. Now I can roll it my balls. I can roll them to the ends of the desert.

(You receive 5 exp. points)

PRECIOUS EXP

ONCE AGAIN, THE WHITE BUILDING CAN BE SEEN


Untranslated, but I found a luxury banana in a box.



Anyway, he takes the banana

and eats it in front of poor Salsa.




;____;

No, you don't slip on it. Shame.

OOPS


HAHAHA




We're level 7!


FINALLY WE APPROACH OUR GOAL


Well, this isn't good.

Yokuba: Salsa, that is the Cactus Wolf, the most savage beast in the desert.

As long as he's standing there we have no way to get in the building.

Let's take him down!

If you get beat I'm going to have to punish you again.


THE FIERCEST BEAST IN THE DESERT



Solidified!














HURRAY this guy was too easy, as well.







AND HE BLINKS OUT OF EXISTANCE




Yokuba: Go in!















Ooh, a map!

HEY


ARGH ATTACK ROACHES why is the background pink



Anyway, here's the map. THIS PLACE IS SO COMPLICATED

SO VERY COMPLICATED

I'LL GET LOST SO MUCH, YOU GUYS


Yokuba: Hey, stupid monkey, look!
You're the Wes to Salsa's Duster, Yokuba.

I love this thing.

Yokuba: That is a high-tech transport called Pork and Beans.

Let's get in and take it to that horribly primitive backwater town, Tazmily.

It'd take for ever to walk there but in the Pork and Beans, we'll be there before you can say Nuhahahaha.

Were you listening? (YES/NO)

You can go down over there.


Yokuba: Get inside that thing and relax and you'll feel refreshed and raring to go.

It's called the Amazing Capsule and it really is something else.

Normally it would be wasted on a stupid monkey like you but today I'll give you special permission.





Yokuba: Don't get in it yet, idiot. Listen up.

If you want to stop the Pork and Beans while traveling, press the button with the B on it.

Once you're stopped, press B again to get out.

Were you listening? (YES/NO) If you understand, hurry up and get in.

Do you want to board the Pork and Beans? (YES/NO)



HURRAY

WOOOO

WHEEEEE

YEEAAAAH

SPEEEEEED

I THINK THAT ORB IS AN ENEMY OF SOME KIND
THE PORK AND BEANS CAN JUST RUN OVER ENEMIES
WOOOOOOHOOOOOO

AWESOME

FUN TIMES

I LOVE THE PORK AND BEANS

WE'RE GOING UNDERGROUND AGAIN

YEAH LET'S RUN THINGS OVER

THAT YELLOW FLASH IS AN ENEMY EXPLODING SOMEHOW

PORK AND BEEAAANS

Oh, the tank area.

That means we're near the end of our ride.

WELL WHO CARES I'M GOING THIS WAY

LOOK THERE'S PRESENTS

PRESENTS I WANT YOU ALL





And here we are, the destination.

No room for bug spray.

See those three things up there? We're gonna have to kill them to go through.


Ooh, a run bomb.

I'll give up something for that!

Dung, we don't need you anymore.

ALRIGHT NOW LET'S FIGHT

Eeurgh.







Urghurgh what did they do



Agh stop doing that what is it



Yaaay



what


HURRAY






I HAD TO SPLIT THIS ENTRY IN HALF IT IS SO BIG
SOME OF MY LATER CAPS COME IN THOUSANDS
WOW
Anyway, next time on Mother 3: Yokuba in Tazmilly! Not good.

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