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What an odd grave.





Yokuba: In the village to the south is the Yado.

It's a place to stay. That's where we're headed.


UH OH MORE ZOMBIES you should recognize these from when Duster faced them.


YEAH SNEAK ATTACK

Um, yeah. They're easy to beat. YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO SEE THEM AGAIN I'M SURE



Here's the zombie lady we all know and love!



TALK TO ME

There's Butch and his bag. APPARANTLY YOU CAN TALK TO HIM BUT I DID NOT
IF I HAD DONE IT WOULD GO A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
Yokuba: So, how's that wonderful bag I gave you? Do you like it?
Butch: Oh, Yokuba. Don't threaten me...I'm counting all the money now.
Yokuba: Nuhahahah, make sure some thief doesn't come along and swipe it from you.


WHUMP bump into Duster.



Yokuba: Oh...I wasn't looking where I was going. Sorry, sorry.


I apologize again but I am in a hurry.

Please excuse me. Salsa, let's be on our way.






We've seen this all before.

blah blah money blah blah

blah blab money age blob blah


blah well blah

blah blah blah


DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN


Yokuba: Nuhahahah.


Yeah, take the money, Salsa! Good monkey!

That had better not be you putting it back, Salsa.




Betsy: This is Tazmily.

We have only good people here.

Bob: Until just recently, this village was cool as a cucumber.


Yokuba: How much for a room?


Jackie: How much....?

Betsy: There's no charge at all. Feel free to stay.

Yokuba: I see.

But I suppose you wouldn't mind if I gave you this...

MONEY BAG

Betsy: We'll accept your kind offer. Thank you.

It'll make a nice door stopper.

The middle room is all made up.

Please have a good night's sleep.

Yokuba: Thank you very much.

Salsa, can you say thank you?



Betsy: Oh my.

What's the matter?

Yokuba: It's nothing. He's probably just tired from the long trip.

Well, good night.

Salsa, let's go to our room.




Yokuba: From tomorrow I'm putting you to work. Get some sleep!


Aww.





Going out for a midnight snack, Yokuba?


THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO ESCAPE




Yokuba: I see. You've made it to Osohe Castle.

Wait for daybreak and then storm it.


Everything on my side is going peachy.

What? You saw another person in front of the castle?

Why didn't you stop him?

Whatever, it doesn't matter. It was probably just some drunk villager lost on the way home.

Huh? It was a guy dragging his feet?
GUESS WHO

I think I might have seen him, too.

He had kind of brownish hair, slight B.O. and looked destitute.
Yeah, it's Duster.

Don't worry about him. Leave it to me. You get tighten the defense.


THE MONEYBAG

YOKUBA YOU FEIND


UH OH

I think we've been discovered.


Yokuba: Did you think that...


...you could run away from me?....


...That's why you are...


...a stupid monkey.

Go back to the room and sleep.

What is that look? Laugh!!

Yokuba: You know, if you're going to run away you could be a little smarter about it.

You could try disguises or hiding your footprints.

But, monkeys are to stupid to think of that, I guess. Nuhahahaha.













Yokuba: How late are you planning to sleep, idiot?

Whatever. Today you're going to perform tricks.

Use your interestingly odd tricks to win the hearts of these villagers.

Do it well and you'll be free and I'll take you to where your woman is.

But, if you bore everyone I'll have to punish you again.

Tessie: Have you eaten?

Betsy: I wonder what the weather will be like today.









EVERYONE TO THE TOWN SQUARE


Alright, alright! Everyone here at Tatsumairi gather around!

Why don't you all take a little break from a hard day of work!


I have come here today to tell you the wonderful news about 'happiness!'


...the blue sky. The white clouds.

Bountiful harvests. Healthy livestock.

Loving families and kind neighbors... There are many wonderful things in this town!

But there is something missing. A nagging uncertainty amidst the everyday peace.

Is it really okay for things to go on as they are now...?!

What if we could have more and more enjoyment in our lives?!

I'm sure many of you have asked yourselves that question at least once.

Mysterious creatures that were never seen in town before are wandering around, and huge balloon like objects are flying in the air!

Why?!

What is this world coming to?!

Also!

Also, ladies and gentlemen.

According to some rumors, soon there will be lightning strikes occurring in this town everyday,

so much so that the forest and the fields will be consumed by fire!


I see you're laughing there, ma'am. I bet you're thinking that such a thing can't possibly happen?!

However, I firmly believe what I'm saying will come true.


It's in times like this that we especially want to be happy.

To laugh and be happy everyday is the right way for people to live!

Now!

It is time for a little surprise!


Happiness can be easily attained.

See my adorable monkey happily dancing...

Why, Salsa here has already attained happiness in his life.



Just how did little Salsa here attain happiness?

I would ask that those of you who are curious to please raise their hands.

Those who want happiness!!


NO DON'T RAISE YOUR HANDS

DON'T TRUST HIM GUYS

Okay, little Salsa!

Take the name of each hopeful person who wants to have happiness.

Please keep your hands raised, everyone.


Biff: I'm Biff.

I'm not really sure what's going on but if it's something I can get, I guess I'll take it.

Abbey: I'm Abbey.

I look up to my husband, Abbot.

Having too much happiness isn't a bad thing, right?

Isack: I'm Isack.

If I can get happy that easily I guess I'll try it.

Abbot: I'm Abbot.

I love collecting things and since I was a kid I've gathered a lot of different things, but...it's kind of hard to explain.

I thought I'd gather some happiness as well.

I want to see what happiness is I guess.

Everyone! All we want is to give even just one of you happiness!

Those of you who didn't have their hands raised, think it over later and don't hesitate to talk to me if you change your minds!

That's it for today's show. May this town be filled with happiness!


Have a nice day!


Salsa, let's return to the Inn.



Yeah. It's me. What happened?

What?! There was somebody else in the castle?!

Just get him out of there, then...

What?! You can't because he's too strong?

Alright.

I'll go over there when I finish up here, so find it by then.

Yokuba: Monkey, the HAPPY BOX is hidden in the cemetery. Go and leave it at the houses of the people who raised their hands.

Abbot, Abbey, Biff and Isack.

What? Where are their houses? You think I know? Find out yourself!

Don't think that you can run away when you're done delivering.

Make sure to come back to this room.

If you can't finish this task in 23 minutes, the punishments are going to get even more severe. If that happens we'll have monkey BBQ.

If you should try to run away or disobey me I'll have to start punishing your girlfriend as well.

Got it? (YES/NO)


If you understand, get going!

If you finish in less than 22 minutes, I'll give you a banana or something.

It's really mean to keep you without something to eat or drink. Be grateful! Nuhahahaha.
You are such a jerk, Yokuba.
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