dude i've never had rice with an egg on top i should try that
...even though i don't really like eggs

"COW HAT" NEEDS TO BE AN ITEM IN THE NEXT METAL GEAR GAME
SNEAK PAST COWS

pffff waving your arms around and going "blaaaah" isn't going to scare anyone. SHOW THEM THE RING

Haha, I love it when I narrowly win a fight in a game :B It makes me feel all cool.

I WANT DCMC MERCHANDISE AAAAAAAA

"like a moron flying into a flame" what the crap does that even mean

I never fought Li'l Miss Marshmallow while I was playing :O And wtf did she spill that tea while it was BOILING